internet

internet
1. (internet) (9219↑, 637↓)
A vast array of [word]pornography[/word] and advertisements.
2. (Internet) (2991↑, 571↓)
A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.

The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.

3. (internet) (2950↑, 875↓)
the what?
4. (internet) (1233↑, 412↓)
A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://internet.urbanup.com/63437
5. (Internet) (834↑, 513↓)
A world wide network of computers all linked together over the TCP/IP protocol. The Internet allows people to communicate in real time from different continents. Someone in South America can have an online chat with someone in Russia. All manner of news and information can be accessed through search engines such as [Google]. All the major news outlets have websites that have free or subscription access to news. You usually use the Internet via the [World Wide Web]. You use a Web browser such as [Internet Explorer] or [Firefox] to look things up. The Internet is not without its problems. Viruses and spyware abound and can major mess up your computer if it becomes infested with them. You need a firewall and antivirus program for safety.

I can look up stuff on the Internet using Google.

6. (internet) (602↑, 283↓)
A media form that politicians, religious nuts, and [soccer mom]s have tried in vain to control. Whatever is posted here is free for the taking, whether it be [MP3]s, [porn], [warez], or software.

The sex industry owns the Internet now.

7. (internet) (270↑, 7↓)
a huge network of online information, the internet is commonly used for [masturbating], venting hatred, [narcissism], [procrastination] and general life wasting. excessive use can stunt your personality and send you blind.

what im doing right now......il never get these 3 minutes back because of this fucking internet thing

Author: BWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh http://internet.urbanup.com/4120737
8. (Internet) (176↑, 16↓)
welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.

no one is real on the internet....

Author: wicked awesome\! http://internet.urbanup.com/3234442
9. (internet) (292↑, 132↓)
Naked woman picture finder
10. (internet) (280↑, 162↓)
1)Something I invented. 2)A hair net worn by two old women who can't afford a single hair net. They have fallen through the cracks in the Bush Medicaid drug program, and cannot even afford drugs in Canada. 3)A net used to capture rogue interns.

1)Did I mention I also won an Oscar and the Nobel prize, not to mention the presidential election of 2000? 2)Mabel and Shirley took turns holding the cane, but the internet was something they both had to deal with. 3)Somebody should have used the internet on Monica Lewinsky. They only used the presidnet in a nuclear emergency.

Author: Gore, inventor of the internet and the word fedorable http://internet.urbanup.com/2875576
11. (Internet) (260↑, 157↓)
A place for serious buisness.

The internet is serious buisness.

Author: Sionofdarkness. http://internet.urbanup.com/1443258
12. (internet) (165↑, 97↓)
A series of tubes. Can become clogged, but that can be remedied by a lotto ball.

"...The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." -The Eloquent and Wonderful Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

13. (internet) (114↑, 52↓)
A magical place where you can spend hours on end talking to people all over the world posing as a 10 year old girl, do research on any subject imaginable, play games, or look at some good porn.

Look at all of this porn I have found on the internet.

14. (internet) (78↑, 27↓)
Every lazy student's friend.

The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com

15. (Internet) (59↑, 13↓)
The internet is a device made by man with the intention to enrich our lives and broaden our knowledge beyond previous realms of possibility by sharing information via a communication device. Today it is used to look at pornography, bitch about films, share pirated anime via popular file-sharing sites and cause illiteracy and general retardation amongst youths.

Little Timmy: You know poppa, I think I might use the worlds largest data base of information to educate myself and learn to view my opinions with tolerance and validity so I can become a better member of society. Poppa: Really? Little Timmy: Fuck no\! Now get outta my room so I can download German pr0n and stalk girls on MSN lulz\!\!\!1 D4m I \<3 the internet\!

Author: Chris Rock mutha fucka http://internet.urbanup.com/2405306
16. (internet) (125↑, 77↓)
A vast source of [mp3], [warez], [crackz], [DivX] and other [leet] stuff. [D00ds] are also known to [cum] here for a [netsex] quickie (mostly with other d00ds sporting nicks such as H0tCunT). I´ve heard chix actually do [chat] down here sometimes (mostly with other chix). Above all, its the largest depot of [pr0n] known to mankind.

The Internet is down for maintenance. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH\!

Author: Hugh G Rection http://internet.urbanup.com/255532
17. (internet) (75↑, 28↓)
The Internet is for [porn]

person 1 - What is the internet for? person 2 - FOR PORN\!\!\!

18. (internet) (117↑, 73↓)
Originally developed as ARPANET in the US as a means for various institutes to communicate with each other even in an event such as war. The Internet has grown into a worldwide computer network where anyone can have a chat with anyone else almost anywhere in the world, and is a vast sorce of free information. However, the Internet is slowly being clogged up with crap such as adware, spyware and viruses can spread like wildfire, not to mention that it is the biggest porn archive known to man.

Person A: I'm going on the Internet. Person B: Pervert.

19. (internet) (85↑, 43↓)
A thing that is frusturating and addicting.

I have a love/hate relationship with the internet.

Author: burnt in effigy http://internet.urbanup.com/138174
20. (Internet) (68↑, 30↓)
an unstoppable portable porn factory..
21. (Internet) (98↑, 61↓)
An immensely popular plexus of information/data that can be viewed pictorally, literally (words, writing) or heard. Because of its versatility, intangibility, and uncontrollability, the Internet grows rapidly, expanding everyday. However, due to this growth, it has become virtually synonymous with "[virus]" or "[porn]." Despite those setbacks, the Internet can be a great device. If careful, one can avoid the porn, and viruses it harbors. Also, because of the Internet's versatility, it can used as an online multiplayer-playground. People from Europe can play against a person in South America, while he/she may be chatting with someone in the USA.

The Internet grew in popularity during the 1990's. It is now practically ubiquitous.

22. (internet) (65↑, 35↓)
The inner netting in swimsuits

"I just logged on to my internet\!"

23. (Internet) (50↑, 21↓)
What you're fucking using right now, you dipshit.

Oh, look at me\! I'm using the fucking internet to look up the definition of internet\! Blarkghjbjasnd; fuck youuuu

24. (Internet) (38↑, 10↓)
A place filled with [porn] and ads. Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents. Where everyone talks like they can kick your ass when they probably can't. A place for lifeless retards who want virtual lives. The pedophiles' gathering spot. A place some [assholes] go to to mock sexual orientation, make sexist and racist remarks, mock religion, and bash other people's views. Where a select few [jackass]es come to steal your identity with [malware]. A place where famous people don't get good salaries. A semi-successful distraction from television. A place where you can become famous if you dance like an asshole or make an extremely slow and dull video about unicorns. There are basically two personalities: really nice people who use "[=P]" a lot, and jackasses who, as I said before, bash other people's views. A place where sex is the main discussion. Sex. SEX.

Guy 1: I went on the internet today\! Guy 2: ...Cool. Writer of this Definition: I'm feeling kind of apathetic right now 'cause I'm tired. Sorry.=P

Author: Daniel Day-Lewis http://internet.urbanup.com/3360363
25. (internet) (49↑, 22↓)
A tool which people use to bitch about movies and share porn with one another.

"What the fuck is the internet?" -Jay "Hey. They have the internet on computers now." -Homer

Author: Jake McClenahan http://internet.urbanup.com/1279808
26. (internet) (53↑, 28↓)
Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.

INTERNET CLAIMS TO BE VS. REALLY IS men - 100% men women - 50% women, 50% men little girls - 90% FBI agents, 10% girls

Author: Dieter Luypaert http://internet.urbanup.com/2465556
27. (internet) (56↑, 31↓)
The greatest waste of time ever devised by man.

I still need to get my homework done, file FAFSA form, and work on my novel, but I'll just reply to this post for a few more . . . *checks clock* DAMN\! I've been on the internet for five hours already?

Author: Killing Kittens http://internet.urbanup.com/1736560
28. (internet) (21↑, 1↓)
A series of tubes that lead to a portal to Hell.

That may be the best explanation of the internet yet.

Author: Charles Cornwallis http://internet.urbanup.com/3327557
29. (internet) (36↑, 17↓)
A place where stealing is not considered wrong (kazaa, emulations, etc.) and where there is more Pornography then at Ron Jeremy's studios.

Hmmm...where can I get pornography and/or free programs/music which I would have to pay fortunes for otherwise? Oh, I know\! The internet\!

30. (internet) (23↑, 7↓)
a place on the computer where one can pretend to be researching for their history paper when one is actually checking for new comments on one's myspace.

Mother says to son "Timmy, what are you doing on our personal computer?" Timmy responds with "Well golly, I was just researching for my history paper, of course on the good ol' world wide web, or as some like to call it, the internet."

Author: the my thpathe kid http://internet.urbanup.com/1974870
31. (internet) (34↑, 19↓)
The internet is the network of computers which enables vast amounts of porn to be veiwed every day. Other, comparitively minor uses: - The spreading of ideas, conspiracy theories etc by any random lunatic. - Menial conversations over [IM]/forums etc. - Telling people who don't care about you about yourself. - Stealing/manipulating money. - Spreading viruses. - Dating. - Shopping. - Research. - Organising stuff. - Luring people (often children, sadly) to rapists and pervets. - Promoting publications/sites/bands etc. - Attempting to overthrow the government. - Making/veiwing huge archives of "funny" pictures, jokes etc. - [RPG] games. - Setting up random websites for the terminally bored such as UD.

1) So I was on this lunatic fringe site the other day... did you know that the inventor of the biro has made himself immortal, is planning on taking over the world and brainwashing us all with his biro-rays? He said he'd spare me if I sent him £500 and my last born child, so I'll be okay... 2) Dude, you *really* shouldn't believe all you read on the internet...

32. (Internet) (15↑, 3↓)
An alibi

Because of the internet, everynight before bed, I hear a little girl's cry.

33. (Internet) (12↑, 2↓)
A wonderfully intended invention which connects people all across the world and reminds us how alike we all are. A sea of applicable and totally non-applicable knowledge, the internet has possibilities sprouting out of its possibilities. It is a revolutionary tool for enhancing the every day lives of the lazy, the stoned, the crackpots, the insonmiacs, the anti-social and the procrastinators. The internet is a modern day outlet for shopping, knowledge, communication, grass-root movements, information, personal expression, school, media sharing and organizations. The internet has probably had the biggest affect on all people of any technological advance in the past 30 years.

Stoner 1: Have you seen that Dark Side of Oz shit...on the internet? Stoner 2: Bejebus, yes\! Crazy ass shit. Let's google vid it.

34. (internet) (18↑, 8↓)
The only place where "[Freedom of speach]" actually exists.

On the internet one can point out that 86% of terrorists are Islam without being called a racist.

35. (internet) (23↑, 13↓)
is for porn. The internet is for porn.

The internet is for porn.

36. (internet) (35↑, 25↓)
It's a series of tubes.

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

37. (Internet) (18↑, 8↓)
1. Porn, lots and lots and lots of free, or pay for porn 2.shareware, freeware, software,mp3's,videos(mostly of porn) and other industrius material used by folk with computers 3. Spyware, adware, worms, viruses, lions, tigers, bears, etc. 4. Chat & e-mail, little kids talking to little kids, what parents beleive to be little kids talking to old men pretending to be little kids of oppisite sex. 5. Oroginally created for the free sharing of ideas, somewhere along the line the word "ideas" started meaning porn, and now tis is its main use

80% or more of the internet is porn, my lifes mission is to recover at least 41% of the internet "if only for a breif moment, cuz thats all life is sister, is a series of moments"-Dogma

38. (internet) (29↑, 19↓)
The place where you go to get all your porn, software and movies for free.
39. (Internet) (11↑, 2↓)
The Internet is the nearest any human will get to a god. The internet is more powerful than any human in existence The internet is more knowledgeable than any human in existence It is a collection of minds across the world that forms a collective consciousness which is much like the trinity (or the old creatures off the demonata) It also gains more power with every millisecond and not so far from now will implode on its self leaving us helpless and back in the dark ages because at the time when it implodes it we would have become so dependant upon it that we wouldnt know how to live without it

meh maybe the internet wont implode

Author: NobodyLikesPaul http://internet.urbanup.com/4933048
40. (internet) (20↑, 11↓)
Originally an information sharing virtual community. However, now it is simply a haven for people who think they are entitled to spreading their stupidity, and also people who abuse the anonymous nature of the internet to act like a prat. The worst thing to ever happen to humanity.

Unfortunatley I am not lame enough to invent an example of the rampart stupidity available on the internet, just trust me on this one.

41. (internet) (23↑, 14↓)
[pornography]'s best friend

Tom:I looked up porn on the internet Jack:What else is the internet good for

42. (Internet) (17↑, 8↓)
1.) Designed to be an indestructable communications medium, in the event of a worldwide catastrophe. The only real worldwide catastrophe to happen so far is the Internet itself. 2.) Part of the "information superhighway" intiative. Let's see what happens in another 50 years.

Make sure your online service also includes internet access.

43. (internet) (17↑, 8↓)
The world of Porn banners and other useless stuff

www.xxx.com

44. (Internet) (15↑, 6↓)
A total web of [confusion], [dismay], and [porn]ography.

I searched the internet for 'World History' and it came up with 500 results of pornography.

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://internet.urbanup.com/63429
45. (internet) (21↑, 13↓)
a place where large amounts of porn can be found.

an example is not necessary

46. (Internet) (18↑, 11↓)
A large, unregulated mass of extremely diverse content, consisting primarily of pornography, gaming websites, livejournal accounts, and those fucking annoying popup messages that won't go away on angelfire websites. In addition, the internet also plays host to several bizzare subcultures, including, but not limited to, goths, furries, otherkin, linux nerds, and conspiracy theory nutballs who all like to design their sites on the exact same formats as one another.

The Internet destroyed my faith in humanity. The Internet is wasting way too much bandwith on crappy geocities sites. The Internet will soon replace libraries.

47. (internet) (16↑, 9↓)
magic place in virtuality where we can meet outside the boundaries of normal life.
48. (internet) (14↑, 7↓)
A new type of drug which overrides the senses and abilities of it's users and diverts all their energy into it's useless void

Man, my internet is down and I think about to die without access to my Starcraft account\!

49. (Internet) (6↑, 0↓)
-not something you just dump something on -not a big truck -however, it IS a series of tubes

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's, it's a series of tubes." -Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

Author: Jeff Leonard Washington Betler http://internet.urbanup.com/4323679
50. (Internet) (7↑, 1↓)
A reward for being awesome or for a display of total pwnage.

UGer 1: You, sir, win. +1 internets to you. UGer 2: I'm going to sig that. :haha

51. (Internet) (8↑, 2↓)
Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?

Some idiot researched the internet using the internet.

Author: superninjapenguin http://internet.urbanup.com/2278318
52. (internet) (14↑, 8↓)
An endless amount of information, [pornography], and other stuff to do. All put together over countless servers and other crap. Point being, no matter how many games you play on the internet, you'll never win even one. Its just a bundle of wires.

Person 1 : "Dude, we just kicked this clans ass in Counterstrike\! My clan won\!" Person 2 : "No they didnt. Nobody ever wins on the internet."

53. (Internet) (21↑, 15↓)
Short for: Inter connected network

I'm addicted to the Internet.

54. (Internet) (12↑, 6↓)
A place where Bill Gates said would never work. Yet here we are, whoring ourselves to the Internet and MSN Instant Messenger. Yes, the Internet does own you.

My best friend had the Internet. He said it was cool, until I found his storage of gay porn. I asked him where he got it, he said something called the "Internet"? Oh my god, MY COUNTERSTRIKE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DELETED\!\!\! Oh I forgot, the Internet hacked it. Well, off I go to the Microsoft support website.

55. (Internet) (12↑, 7↓)
The world's largest network of computers. The Internet used to be a very valuable source of information; but is now full of scammers, advertisements, harmful software, idiots, trolls, domain squatters, advertisements, pornography and a lack of coherent sentences. There are a set of rules of being on the Internet, follow them and you'll be fine. If you don't, you're going to hate the Internet. The two most important rules are: 1. Don't make yourself look like an idiot, it leaves you open to [flame]s. 2. Don't trust ANYONE, whether it has to do with giving someone your Hotmail password or your credit card number. You can't really trust a stranger, can you?

Josh posted a thread on a forum he often visits about how much he thinks Halo sucks. After seeing the post, several members flamed Josh and he was eventually banned for posting threads about those members. Josh became angry and decided to edit/add Wikipedia articles about the members and the forums and his IP address was subsequently banned from Wikipedia. After seeing the articles about them, the members in question distributed Josh's e-mail address through the forums, instructing all the users to send him hate e-mails for being an asshole. Josh's e-mail inbox was flooded with hate e-mails and spam and Josh suffered a panic attack and later terminated his Internet account. Moral of the story: No one cares if you hate something or like one thing more than another, so shut up.

56. (internet) (18↑, 13↓)
porn funnel
57. (Internet) (7↑, 3↓)
A very popular WoW addon for accessing pornography.

I can play my pally AND fap thanks to this awesome internet addon

58. (Internet) (8↑, 4↓)
And again, the [Internet] is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big [truck]. It's a [series of tubes]. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

Author: Senator Ted Stevens (R) http://internet.urbanup.com/2312171
59. (internet) (9↑, 5↓)
it is the inter netting of your swimming trunks that adds comfort.

have you guys hear of this internet thing? its the inter netting of your swim trunks to add suggle comfort.

Author: boymandudeguyelleven http://internet.urbanup.com/1370110
60. (internet) (11↑, 7↓)
the greatest invention of man it is impossible to find what you want from the internet...so in the end i just end up looking at good old reliable porn

young boy: mum, i need to find out about whales for my project Boys mother: try the internet young boy: i did but it came up with fat porn

61. (Internet) (18↑, 14↓)
1) A place for illegal activity, porn, drugs, hacking and games. A place where anything goes. The Internet is just a bunch of computers and endless cable. Internet is ran by the phone company. 2) The inner lining of your swimsuit.

1) "Dude, let's get warez and porn and then do some h4x0ring." "Dude, you wanna go on Internet?" 2) "Dude, I just logged on to my internet\!" "Dude, that is sick, mention it again and you get tempbanned."

Author: Soiled Undergarment http://internet.urbanup.com/210809
62. (internet) (15↑, 11↓)
The inner-netting of swimwear

"I think I just logged on to my internet" -Carl from the Simpsons after being scared

63. (internet) (17↑, 13↓)
A complete failure.

People who make blogs ruined the internet.

64. (INTERNET) (5↑, 2↓)
Internet is for POOL\! TuBillar.com\!

B says... ¿Isn't internet for porn? D answers... Nope, internet is for POOL\! TuBillar.com

65. (internet) (7↑, 4↓)
The World Wide Web. A dream catcher of such whereby dreams become reality or reality become dreams.

p1.I have this great idea for a business but i'm not sure where to start\! p.2 Have you got your internet up yet, the World wibe Web is the new dream catcher\!

66. (Internet) (12↑, 9↓)
Basically, a gigantci porography add,with a few World of Warcraft forums to mix things up. Urban Dictionary is here too, but only nerds look at that crap.

Hey Frank, what are you going to do on the internet? Oh, I was gonna play WoW, then masturbate to some porn\! Yeah, so your not gonna check out Urban Dictionary? What? Do I look like a loser to you?

67. (internet) (11↑, 8↓)
An incredibly powerful source of porn and advertisements to find your old classmates.

He's downloading porn from the INTERNET. My INTERNET is slow\! I need faster porn\!

68. (Internet) (7↑, 4↓)
A collection of terabytes of data ranging from MIME to .exe's

I died b4 I finished downloading the internet. haha

69. (internet) (10↑, 7↓)
The name of our alien overlord. The one that the government uses to control it's people, they keep it in the basement of the White House.

"All hail\! Internet\!"

70. (internet) (11↑, 8↓)
an evil void filled with porn and advertisements where fat old rednecks can look at boobs for ten hours and destroy theyre only chance to get into heaven.

The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is "Internet".

71. (internet) (9↑, 6↓)
1) A virtual network where people can either conduct e-business or find information. 2) A virtual network where social rejects can act like tough guys and "e-pimps" since their monitor provides protection from the rest of the internet, and the warm glow of the monitor also happens to be the hottest thing they'll ever find in their sex life.

1) I need to find out the weather report for tommorow and directions to get to the plaza on the other side of the state, I'll look it up on the internet\! 2) Hahz\! I just beat you in [counter strike] which means my penis is larger then yours\!

72. (internet) (8↑, 5↓)
A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://internet.urbanup.com/63431
73. (internet) (8↑, 5↓)
Supposedly a medium for exchanging data and educational resources. Now it's just a place where you can find [porn], [warez], and [drugs].

I'm gonna go surf the Internet today.

74. (Internet) (4↑, 2↓)
According to Wikipedia, Al Gore said: I'll be offering my vision when my campaign begins. And it will be comprehensive and sweeping. And I hope that it will be compelling enough to draw people toward it. I feel that it will be. But it will emerge from my dialogue with the American people. I've traveled to every part of this country during the last six years. During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system. [96] In Manchester, New Hampshire campaigning for President of the United States in 1999 UCLA professor of information studies Philip E. Agre and journalist Eric Boehlert argued that three articles in Wired News led to the creation of the widely spread urban legend that Gore claimed to have "invented the Internet," which followed this interview.[97][98][99] In addition, computer professionals and congressional colleagues argued in his defense. Internet pioneers Vint Cerf and Bob Kahn stated that "we don't think, as some people have argued, that Gore intended to claim he 'invented' the Internet. Moreover, there is no question in our minds that while serving as Senator, Gore's initiatives had a significant and beneficial effect on the still-evolving Internet."[100][98] Cerf would also later state: "Al Gore had seen what happened with the National Interstate and Defense Highways Act of 1956, which his father introduced as a military bill. It was very powerful. Housing went up, suburban boom happened, everybody became mobile. Al was attuned to the power of networking much more than any of his elective colleagues. His initiatives led directly to the commercialization of the Internet. So he really does deserve credit."[101] Former Republican Speaker of the United States House of Representatives Newt Gingrich also stated: "In all fairness, it's something Gore had worked on a long time. Gore is not the Father of the Internet, but in all fairness, Gore is the person who, in the Congress, most systematically worked to make sure that we got to an Internet, and the truth is -- and I worked with him starting in 1978 when I got [to Congress], we were both part of a "futures group" -- the fact is, in the Clinton administration, the world we had talked about in the '80s began to actually happen."[102] Finally, Wolf Blitzer (who conducted the original 1999 interview) stated in 2008 that: "I didn't ask him about the Internet. I asked him about the differences he had with Bill Bradley [...] Honestly, at the time, when he said it, it didn't dawn on me that this was going to have the impact that it wound up having, because it was distorted to a certain degree and people said they took what he said, which was a carefully phrased comment about taking the initiative and creating the Internet to -- I invented the Internet. And that was the sort of shorthand, the way his enemies projected it and it wound up being a devastating setback to him and it hurt him, as I'm sure he acknowledges to this very day."[103]

The GOP invented the claim that Al Gore claimed to have invented the Internet.

Author: Peter L. Richardson http://internet.urbanup.com/3798866
75. (Internet) (3↑, 1↓)
a cesspool network of insults, porn, shit, lame ass death threats, and pointless arguments over stupid topics that nobody can win, like music.

examples of the shit on the internet: youtube, urbandictionary.com, any chatroom, blogs in general, any comments on anything, porn sites, etc...

76. (Internet) (4↑, 2↓)
The world's biggest repository of porn.

the internet is for porn.

77. (internet) (6↑, 4↓)
the most addicting piece of shit EVER. fucks up your grades, as well. everything else you once loved to do means absolutely nothing anymore.

the internet has turned me in to a pissed off, socially retarded, bitch.

78. (internet) (9↑, 7↓)
"The Internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens." Strong Bad.

Person 1: What's the matter, you look angsty. Person 2: A WORM WAS UNLEASHED THAT DELETED ALL THE PORN ON THE INTERNET ENTIRELY\! Person 1: So, nothing as usual.

79. (Internet) (9↑, 7↓)
The best thing made since electricity... The Internet is like a second Earth where people are better than in RL

The Internet ROCKS YOUR MOM\!

80. (internet) (6↑, 4↓)
a place to store porn

today there is no need to hide shit shoved into your matress cause its in the internet

81. (Internet) (5↑, 3↓)
What was, is and shall ever be. And probably something else too.

I saw it on the internet

82. (internet) (13↑, 11↓)
An excellent creation, where you can get pretty much any information you need at the click of a mouse. But most sites (like MySpace and GameFAQs) are overrun by dumbasses, whiners, fanboys and complete assholes who will never get a life if it could save the world.

Social conversations on the internet look a bit like this: n00b: shut up lol u r gay Emo: omg wtf i hate you now im gonna cut myself lol Sensible gamer: I believe the Wii will be better than the PS3 because I feel like playing in a different way this gen. Fanboy: U FANBOY, EVRY1 NOWS PS3 IZ BETTA DAN DA WII LOL

Author: DudeWho'sJustABitNuts http://internet.urbanup.com/2046526
83. (internet) (7↑, 5↓)
refer to [pornography]

apparently there is pornographic material on the internet, shocking i know.

84. (Internet) (8↑, 6↓)
1. The world wide web, a network of computers and websites all over the world. 2. A vile cesspool of corruption and evil.

Man, the internet is creepy.

Author: Vic Viper Mk. II http://internet.urbanup.com/576642
85. (internet) (10↑, 8↓)
A place where absolutely nothing happens.

I am using "Internet" in a sentence.

86. (Internet) (11↑, 9↓)
Thee who oposes thy lord, without cable thy shall fail. With 56k they shall fall, where art thou oc-192.
87. (Internet) (12↑, 10↓)
The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.

Marge: How are the kids going to get home? Homer: I dunno. Internet?

88. (Internet) (3↑, 2↓)
1.An entity consisting of [over 9000] million [server]s connected with one another. Its purpose is to host and distribute information and to make communication easier. 2.[Serious business]

The internet is serious fucking business\! Don't forget it, bitch\!

Author: PresidentMudkip http://internet.urbanup.com/5952699
89. (Internet) (2↑, 1↓)
A great place for insecure people

lets send mean things and mean comments about pointless videos and websites with the internet\!

90. (Internet) (1↑, 0↓)
The greatest source of stupidity in the universe.

Internet guy \#1: Hey man did you see that youtube vid of some kid named Fred screaming all over the place talking about crap no one cares about\! Internet guy \#2: YEAH LOLZORZ ROFLMAO IT WAS TEH EPIC Internet guy \#3: HEY BOB HOW WAS YOUR DAY I WATCHED JUSTIN BEIBER ALL DAY AND THE JONAS BROTHERS EVEN THOUGH IM A GUY B0bMaster789: o u no. teh usual. gettin ep1c l00t for my lvl 80 elf druid on WoW. Internet troll: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS NEED TO GET LAID. SERIOUSLY YOUR SUCH FUCKING LOS-- "Honey time for bed\!"..."NOT NOW MOM\!\!\! PLEASE\!\!" *cries*

91. (Internet) (1↑, 0↓)
cesspool of human filth.

Johnny loves watching videos of people beating each other up on the internet.

92. (Internet) (1↑, 0↓)
the one place where everyone is a hardass.

hardass 1: im gunna fuck your mom tonight. hardass 2: fuck you bitch im gunna kick your ass.. over the internet.

93. (internet) (1↑, 0↓)
most addicting drug in the world

OMG i have no internet\!\!\! (rocks back and fort)

94. (Internet) (1↑, 0↓)
The net webbing inside of your bathing suit.

Paul: Have guys check out my internet\! Jon: Your too poor to have internet\! Paul: No, the internet in my swim trunks, asshole.

95. (Internet) (2↑, 1↓)
The greatest source of PORN :) ever\! unless you have like AOL or NetZero or something like that, that takes 2 hours just for a game to finish loading... then you hate to even think about getting on the net.

Woa look at that hot chick\!\!\! Ima watch this video\!\! (30 minutes later) Gosh Dammit only 1 min. has loaded\! you have got to be kidding me\!\! UGH this stupid slow Internet\!\!\!

Author: Poker Face Face http://internet.urbanup.com/4004063
96. (internet) (5↑, 4↓)
A global pornography network.

I l0v3 to search joor foumz and act c00l 0v3r th3 internet. And then I go on redtube and wankz to it.

97. (Internet) (5↑, 4↓)
will make you very fat

Person \#1 Looks like bob gained a few pounds. Person \#2 Its that damn internet.

98. (Internet) (3↑, 2↓)
And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big [truck]. It's a series of [tubes]. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

Author: Senator Ted Stevens (R) http://internet.urbanup.com/2308081
99. (internet) (4↑, 3↓)
what your on now....

....won no ruoy tahw [internet]

Author: dont look here.... http://internet.urbanup.com/2307014
100. (internet) (2↑, 1↓)
Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?

Some idiot researched the internet using the internet.

Author: superninjapenguin http://internet.urbanup.com/2245856
101. (internet) (7↑, 6↓)
It's a series of tubes.

"The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes."

102. (internet) (13↑, 12↓)
best damn thing ever invented

why labor over a skool report when it can be had for free from the Internet

103. (internet) (6↑, 5↓)
a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces [dirty] magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in [private] remain identical.

ex. - "Hey man, wanna go [downtown] to pick up some [chicks]?\!" - "Nah.. I got internet."

104. (internet) (5↑, 4↓)
internet is connection brtween several computers all over the globe.

connection to altavista

105. (Internet) (9↑, 8↓)
at best: a boundless source of information, and a convenient way to keep in touch with people at worst: a world of porn, blogs, and hackers

The Interent is over-rated

106. (Internet) (9↑, 8↓)
a place where an insecure man/woman in his/her late 30's go to make other people think they're something they're not...

i.e.(Comic book guy from The Simpsons)

107. (internet) (8↑, 7↓)
Something that allows people to pay money to look at advertisements for products they'll never buy while calling each other 'asshats.'
108. (internet) (6↑, 5↓)
the internet is where awhole bunch of people get sucked into and very rarely return they gradually turn in to lifeless fruits

damn where'd everyone go?the internet.shit there's enough fruits in this world already

109. (internet) (11↑, 10↓)
A place where some of the more mindless [Christian]s like to make everyone else miserable. Well, they do that everywhere, but especially on the internet.

"The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is 'Internet'." -- Unknown Nice grammar, God boy.

110. (internet) (12↑, 11↓)
Boobiez, drugz, bombz and IRC.
111. (internet) (8↑, 7↓)
A virtual network where people, calling themselves critics, post negative comments about upcoming movies.

"It's a Miramax flick. We gotta bust it up so people stop calling us names on the Internet." - Jay and Silent Bob

112. (internet) (0↑, 0↓)
The reason why I'm still a virgin.

Guy \#1: Dude did you and your girlfriend do it yet? Guy \#2: No i was too busy using the internet.

113. (internet) (0↑, 0↓)
the place were you find the a to z of porn and porn related products its the high way of fast pornographic sites that help with wanking and poking if you are a girl

Dave: hey what are you doing John: just on the internet Dave: nice can i see

114. (Internet) (2↑, 2↓)
the holy mother of all porn, stalkers, pervs, pedos games, ads, mmorpgs, nerds, big shots, Losers, chat rooms, THE MIGHTY GOOGLE, youtube, facebook, myspace, twitter, blogs, mini man-made black holes and the worst and most creepy things you will ever see.

I logged on to the internet and got mind raped. I talked to my friend on the internet. I played a game on the internet.

115. (Internet) (0↑, 0↓)
The best and worst invention mankind has ever created. Learning, idiocy, procrastination, salvation, damnation, humor, satire, and so much more all in one little package (or several servers, whichever one you'd like to go with). It also promotes individuals' eventual detachment from reality.

Sorry I'm not done with my [homework], I was on the internet.

Author: ellipsisdotdotdot http://internet.urbanup.com/5761200
116. (Internet) (0↑, 0↓)
Another name for the another dimension that collects all of our ideas. We can connect to this 2nd dimension by clicking on small doorways on your computer called "icons" and look around. This other dimension is connected to all computers via magic created by people known as wizards. Though many have tried to enter this other world, none have succeeded.

I saw my dead grandmother's dog on the internet the other day\!\!\!

Author: intel-actual person http://internet.urbanup.com/5711584
117. (Internet) (0↑, 0↓)
A large repository of every idea you could ever have, no matter how clever or seemingly unique it may be.

I thought of "That's [nacho cheese], it's mine\!" but the Internet already had that in about a million places.

118. (Internet) (1↑, 1↓)
Porn.

"internet"After staying up all night having way to much coffee and hanging with your peeps the best way to laugh scream and lose sleep for the rest of your life.

119. (internet) (2↑, 2↓)
A large group of people saying random bullshit to a bunch of random asshats who don't give a flying fuck.

"Oh shit dude, just did my laundry." "Had to goto the grocery store: I need food\!" "I'm a fucking idiot\! Look at me i'm using the internet\!"

120. (internet) (3↑, 3↓)
the best thing since fried sausages

Wife: What do you you want for dinner tonight? Husband: Internet... and sex.

121. (internet) (3↑, 3↓)
n. Serious business. pl. internets, internetz

Internetz are serious business.

122. (internet) (6↑, 6↓)
Someone who spends the majority of their time online.

Person 1: Look at these people [E-fight]ing on the [BBS]. Person 2: Fucking internets.

123. (Internet) (9↑, 9↓)
The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

124. (internet) (9↑, 9↓)
A confusing box that controls the lives of closeted satanists

Ket: Am I on the internet Aise: ...

125. (Internet) (11↑, 11↓)
a place where 2930 pound 13 year old girls can pretend to be a slim 100 pound 18 year old with doudble D breast.
126. (internet) (10↑, 10↓)
A place for overaged single men to pose as "young", "hot" or "sexy" teenage girls and still get their groove on.

Overaged balding man: "17/f horny looking for hot stud"

127. (Internet) (0↑, 1↓)
The reason I have no social life and rubbish grades.

Teacher: Ok Class, You will all have to study hard for this test Me: I wonder who will be online when I get home. i wonder if the internet is running slow... I hope not.

Author: TheWantedFan146 http://internet.urbanup.com/6046354
128. (Internet) (1↑, 2↓)
Something you can blame whenever for whatever reason out of pure frustaration; scapegoat.

Mom: "Why the hell did you break the car? Whats wrong with you, huh huh huh?" You: "MOM, STOP PESTERING ME\! BLAME THE FUCKING INTERNET\!"

129. (internet) (3↑, 4↓)
It is manly used for getting free porn.

Boobs tit awesome all free at the clik of a button on the internet

Author: jorgan van kill http://internet.urbanup.com/2630407
130. (internet) (5↑, 6↓)
Everyone knows that the internet is a series of tubes: 'OH NOES \! Teh tubes are clogged \!'. 'Internet' can also refer to an email. See example below.

I downloaded an internet this morning.

131. (Internet) (3↑, 4↓)
The place where man are man, woman are man, and little girls are FBI agents

9yosexygurl: Hello guys \! I'm new to the internet ilikeyoung: Y helo thar ... 9yosexygurl: BUSTED

132. (internet) (4↑, 5↓)
a place to use file sharing and all the porn to watch at your own time and online shopping sites that are open 24/7 and you can use the internet to make fansites

"i love to use the internet to shop online oh it's so much fun"

133. (internet) (6↑, 7↓)
A collection of computers that share information over a network connection. THE internet refers to the largest collection of computers. Services include the World Wide Web, Newsgroups, Bulatin Boards, FTP/Archie servers, E-Mail, and a vast array of online games. Computers on THE internet communicate using the TeleComunicatons Protocol - Internet Protocol or TCP-IP
134. (Internet) (4↑, 6↓)
A terrifying place jam-packed with annoying liberals, rude and agreesive atheists, 9/11 Inside Job nutcases, horny, obese jack-offs, Obamites, paedophiles, and much much more. Please access with caution.

You're using the internet right now...

Author: IeuanBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB http://internet.urbanup.com/3765714
135. (Internet) (0↑, 2↓)
A place where absolutely nothing happens.

Man, back in the olden days, I could get upwards of three chickens, a sack of barley, and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials. (Strong Bad lives on the internet.)

136. (internet) (1↑, 3↓)
its a series of tubes

Internet: NOT a DUMPTRUCK\!

137. (internet) (2↑, 4↓)
It's a series of tubes.

An Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday.

138. (Internet) (3↑, 5↓)
when a person takes something literally or seriously on a forum site. it gets to the point where they start an internet argument aka e-argument with other users or posters.

1. youre soo internet man. 2. this thread is internet to the max.

Author: Patrick Pacificador http://internet.urbanup.com/1800989
139. (internet) (5↑, 7↓)
A breeding ground for illegal activity

Let's go hack some internet sites

140. (Internet) (0↑, 3↓)
The internet is the mass worldwide network of computers that you happen to be connected to. NOT THE WORLD WIDE WEB.

If you call the Internet the same thing that the Web 0is, you're a n00b\!

Author: The Awesome ME\! http://internet.urbanup.com/3321942
141. (internet) (9↑, 12↓)
If you're reading this then you already know what the internet is, so why are you reading this, DF?

A defintion of the internet on the internet is as useless as the internet itself.

142. (Internet) (6↑, 9↓)
A term used to describe somebody who takes the internet too seriously. These kinds of people literally live in the internet, spending most of their time in front of their computers. Their lives outside the computer consists of just eating and sleeping.

That girl on MySpace is so internet.

143. (Internet) (4↑, 7↓)
Thought to be one big computer buy newbies, usually by people on a big network or broad band internet.

"The Internet is broken\!"

Author: Caffeinecrazed12 http://internet.urbanup.com/357457
144. (Internet) (5↑, 8↓)
Computer term: Sourc of ALL porn Noun: Porn database Insult: A person who lives on porn.

"You internet, you"

145. (internet) (5↑, 8↓)
the place where i see the hot naked girlz

go to www.whitehouse.com on the internet, and there will be some really hot porn\!

146. (internet) (1↑, 5↓)
The place on your computer that lets you go on MySpace.

You probably can't go on MySpace using your microwave oven... it's on the internet.

147. (Internet) (8↑, 12↓)
Super Serious Business

OMG U AWP CAMPING FAGOt

148. (internet) (3↑, 8↓)
One huge therapy session

I come onto the internet and the streets are safe

149. (Internet) (6↑, 12↓)
a place where ryofire finds his gay porn.

hey ryofire, did you use the internet? ryofire: yea, i found tons of gay porn\!

150. (Internet) (20↑, 27↓)
Invented by [Al Gore]

"I invented the Internet" - Al Gore

Author: Strawberry Clock Version 2 http://internet.urbanup.com/365459
151. (Internet) (4↑, 11↓)
The interface of each brain with the brains of all.
152. (internet) (5↑, 13↓)
about the next best thing to the toilet (which was invented by thomas crapper).

he used the internet to get pornography to masturbate from.

Author: The "Fake" Lauren http://internet.urbanup.com/789482
153. (Internet) (2↑, 11↓)
A series of tubes, as mentioned on the Daily show.

The internet is a series of tubes.

154. (Internet) (2↑, 11↓)
A term used to describe somebody who takes the internet too seriously. These kinds of people literally live in the internet, spending most of their time in front of their computers. Their lives outside the computer consists of just eating and sleeping.

That girl on MySpace is so internet.

155. (internet) (32↑, 41↓)
Home of the pale thin nerd kids of America.

The internet has bred a new generation of worthless turds.

Author: super duper pooper scooper http://internet.urbanup.com/166908
156. (internet) (5↑, 16↓)
a place were u go wen u cant get none
157. (internet) (6↑, 20↓)
The best thing since sliced bread.

The internet is the best thing that came out since sliced bread.

158. (internet) (18↑, 34↓)
The realm of the stupid and the horny.
159. (internet) (6↑, 27↓)
what kinda stupid question is this what the hell do you think your on, god your an idiot.

I'm going to go on the internet to book a vacation.

Author: fourth horsemen http://internet.urbanup.com/1459110
160. (internet) (11↑, 42↓)
invented bye al gore

al gore.,. give it up.

161. (internet) (11↑, 47↓)
Something that's for cunts, along with TV.

TV and the internet are for cunts. The only reason I'm on the internet right now is so I make it one step closer to being shut down.

162. (Internet) (18↑, 66↓)
The mainstream substitution for cocaine. Not necessarily safer, but the addictive component is 99.9% more potent, the high is 100x more fun, and the length is all the money you have.

Guy: Hah\! The Internet is for nerds\! *After getting his new computer with Internet* Guy: Holy shit, I can't stay away from the Internet\!

163. (internet) (22↑, 153↓)
A series of tubes, definitely not a truck, intended for [porn] porn porn.

Ted Stevens from Alaska is the foremost expert on the internet.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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